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Realistic Fitness Goals for Real Life Moms (aka You’re Not Training for the Olympics)
How to stop setting yourself up to fail and finally start seeing progress. If your fitness goals sound like punishment, you’re doing it...

Kris Hansen-Sayles
Apr 113 min read


Your Post-Workout Meal Is Sabotaging You (Here’s How to Fix It)
Fiber, protein, and fat—the real MVPs of recovery and hormone balance. If you’re working out and still  not seeing results, look at your...

Kris Hansen-Sayles
Apr 102 min read


The Habits That Actually Move the Needle on Your Health (Spoiler: It’s Not Willpower)
How to build long-term wellness habits without burning out or giving up. If willpower worked, we’d all be walking six-packs with zero...

Kris Hansen-Sayles
Apr 103 min read


Why Recovery Days Are a Power Move—Not a Setback
The truth about rest, metabolism, and why your body isn’t lazy—it’s healing. Let’s clear something up: Rest isn’t quitting. It’s...

Kris Hansen-Sayles
Apr 92 min read


Why You’re Not Tired—You’re Malfunctioning (And It’s Probably Your Metabolism)
Mama, it might not be you...it might be your metabolism. Let’s just go ahead and say it: You're not tired. You're metabolically hijacked....

Kris Hansen-Sayles
Apr 92 min read


The Nitty-Gritty: Making Moolah as a Coach (With a Dash of Cheekiness)
Introduction Welcome, dear readers, to the wonderful world of coaching, where life-changing conversations happen daily, and coaches...

Kris Hansen-Sayles
Jan 5, 20242 min read
Glitter, Goals, and Greatness: Dancing Your Way Through Network Marketing with Your Core Values
#networkmarketing #corevalues #krisdoesthegreatdiscovery #leadership Hey there, fabulous marketers of the future! Today, we're diving...

Kris Hansen-Sayles
Nov 2, 20233 min read


True Grit in Network Marketing: 'Do Your Best' vs. 'Do What It Takes'
#truegrit #networkmarketing #doyourbest #humourinmarketing #comfortzoning Hello, hustlers, go-getters, and dream-catchers! Today, let's...

Kris Hansen-Sayles
Nov 2, 20232 min read
Level Up Your E-Learning Game with this Cheeky Secret: AI-Powered Multilingual Magic
Listen up, course creators! I've stumbled upon some sizzling tea that you're gonna want to sip. Have you ever dreamt of being an...

Kris Hansen-Sayles
Nov 1, 20232 min read


Network Marketers, Unite! The Cheeky Guide to Funnel Fun That Doesn't Feel Like a Chore!
Ahoy, Network Marketing Mavericks! Ready to dive into the wild, wacky world of funnels without feeling like you're in a never-ending math...

Kris Hansen-Sayles
Nov 1, 20232 min read


How to Slay Black Friday as a Network Marketer Without Turning into a Sleazy Salesperson
Hello, you wonderful hustlers of the network marketing world! 🌟 Are you ready to take Black Friday by storm but dread turning into one...

Kris Hansen-Sayles
Nov 1, 20233 min read


Top 30 Hilariously Bad Tips for Staying Broke! (Because, Why Not?)
Hey, hey, financial underachievers! 🙌 Are you tired of all those pesky tips on how to get rich and live your dream life? Ugh, so...

Kris Hansen-Sayles
Nov 1, 20233 min read


Network Marketing Newbies: The Skills You Absolutely, Positively Gotta Have Or Build(No, Seriously!)
#networkmarketing #affiliatemarketing #businesssuccessskills #escapethebedside #networkmarketingnursingorientation...

Kris Hansen-Sayles
Nov 1, 20233 min read


Igniter’s Nation Manifesto
A new breed of nurses: We are wiser souls shifting the context of what it means to be a nurse in our society today. We believe nurses are...

Kris Hansen-Sayles
Nov 26, 20222 min read


How to use funnels to sell MLM products
Zach gets a ton of questions about how to sell your MLM products with funnels. And for good reason... No one wants to poach their friends...

Kris Hansen-Sayles
Nov 19, 20221 min read


How to get unlimited, high quality MLM leads for FREE
1,227 leads for $0. That's how many leads Zach generated in a few months of his first "SLO" funnel. He got 1,227 people into his...

Kris Hansen-Sayles
Nov 19, 20222 min read


Why calling your friends and family in MLM does NOT work...like most of the time.
You already know poaching friends and family doesn't work long term, or you wouldn't be reading this. Honestly, what I do is the easiest...

Kris Hansen-Sayles
Nov 19, 20221 min read


Zach's Secret To Going Full Time in MLM Fast
Most MLMers are broke because they aren't able to sustain themselves while building. It takes a long time to build a team that makes...

Kris Hansen-Sayles
Nov 19, 20222 min read


You need escape velocity...
People think they can succeed without 100% focus and effort. No. You can't win here or anywhere without 100% focus. You have to cut out...

Kris Hansen-Sayles
Nov 19, 20222 min read


What is MLM? The no BS answer...
I know you know what MLM is and what you're involved in, but I've found over the years that the more simply something is explained, the...

Kris Hansen-Sayles
Nov 19, 20221 min read

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